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Joke of the Day

"Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that are excited for the car ride until we realize where we're going."

"Sweden runs out of trash to recycle... ... Where's PewDiePie when you need him."

"A heads up to girls on Facebook .. if your status says ""single"" and your profile picture is you with your cat - Well then no fucking shit"

"Q: What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake? A: Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork."

"What's the difference between the Seahawks and a cheap hooker? The hooker won't choke on six inches."

"The world isn't going to end tomorrow... It's not on my calendar."

"An Irish man left the bar"

"HOT local grizzly bears dying to eat YOU!"

"Christmas vacation is like my dick... ...not long enough."

"I was going to write a gay joke.. ..butt fuck it."