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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes walk into a bar The first one says ""Don't worry, I didn't see it either""."

"When the only light in your world is suddenly gone ...it's time to recharge your phone."

"In Pokemon, why is fighting super effective against dark type? Because beating up black people is effective. (plz no haterino)"

"[dinner w/friends] ""How long you two been married?"" It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time."

"Gold chains would make a great retirement gift. For a VERY good slave."

"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke."

"With the unemployment rate so high, why are people still getting neck tattoos?"

"Dear Redditors. Sad news today. The guy who invented beastiallity drowned yesterday. He sleeps with the fishes now."

"Carson: No it wasn't a friend it was a close family member. And I didn't stab her I froze her heart. ""Sir, that's the plot of Frozen."""

"Babies are like farts. We only like our own."