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Joke of the Day

"Dear Redditors. Sad news today. The guy who invented beastiallity drowned yesterday. He sleeps with the fishes now."

"Hear about the man with a penis shaped like a rocket?... His wife was over the moon"

"wife: know what today is? me: yep wife: on 2 together: 1, 2 wife: Happy Anniver.. me: 3 MONTHS UNTIL.. wife:..sary me: wife: me: ..Santa"

"If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world."

"The Chinese have the best Democracy in the World They have tiny elections every few hours. ;) if you know what I mean"

"British English Now British English will have only 3 vowels **A I O ... ** as it has left E U .... :)"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo on my chest."

"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt"

"Boss just announced he is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I."

"The best place to have a third nipple is on the palm of your hand so when you shake hands with someone you can sue for sexual harassment."