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Joke of the Day

"In Pokemon, why is fighting super effective against dark type? Because beating up black people is effective. (plz no haterino)"

"Body Glitter: For the girl who wants to leave a sparkling trail of daddy issues everywhere she goes"

"What do you call a gay vegetarian? A vegetarian."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? *Boom*"

"I'm not a great lap dancer, I've got two left cheeks."

"My dog is so passive-aggressive. She let me sleep in late this morning, but then counter-surfed and stole my breakfast."

"Even my cats are sick of the snow..They meow to go out..I open the door..and they freeze and look at me like ""WHY is this shit still here?"""

"John is swinging Lisa around with a period of 0.5 revolutions per second. What happens when the period is increased? John Unexpectedly paints his walls red."

"What happened when Bluto went to Mount Olive? Popeye got pissed"

"It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee"