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Joke of the Day
"I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high... She seemed surprised."
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"Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children."
"Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany? Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!"
"Did you hear about the woman who tried to bribe the police with pennies? She was taken in by the coppers."
"Went to Big Lots with a $100 gift certificate and they just handed me the keys to the store."
"For all the downvoters GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER"
"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I drank too much"
"Here's an example of a cliffhanger"
"I went to the local buy and sell to see if there were any cool old jack in the boxes. But nothing jumped out at me."
"How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet? <EOM> ;^)"