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Joke of the Day
"Babies are like farts. We only like our own."
Next Joke
"What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism? A Wahhobbyist."
"Forget the ""bomb dot com"" For today's political climate and lack of punctuation, try ""Obama dot comma"""
"What's the fastest land animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken"
"People who say they don't know how to lie are lying."
"What do you call a boy raised by a feminist? Serial killer"
"Here's a tip for when you're feeling shit. Wear gloves"
"I let an AT&T Customer Service Representative call me Brenda for a half hour because I was too embarrassed to correct him"
"Hell yeah I'm a catholic i've been addicted to cats my whole life"
"3: I'm going to say hi to that boy on the bike Boy rides by & she waves shyly after he passes 3: He didn't hear me Me: Flirting's hard"