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Joke of the Day
"With the unemployment rate so high, why are people still getting neck tattoos?"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women... no penis"
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"How to pick up a woman at Walmart. Very slowly and team lift with your legs."
"Not only is my short-term memory horrible... So is my short-term memory."
"A man goes to his Doctor. man- Doc i cant stop singing Tom Jones songs, have you ever heard of such a thing? Doctor- Its not unusual."