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Joke of the Day
"Gold chains would make a great retirement gift. For a VERY good slave."
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"Why couldn't the snowman spend his money? Cause his assets were frozen."
"What peanut butter do total dicks eat? Schmuckers."
"My Dad wrote an ok joke Dad: You know Trump just wants to be a penis potato. Me: ...What? Dad: He wants to be a Dick-tator"
"In this economy I sometimes have to make tough choices. Like between eating or buy that cover for my iPad."
"What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell? ""Stop being shellfish!"" *drops microphone, walks away*"
"What's the tallest building in the world? A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)"
"3 men go to a strawberry stand... they buy some strawberries. They get stomach aches from eating the strawberries. They put on their hats and go off to work with stomach aches"
"Photosynthesis is the process used by plants to convert a picture into a thousand words"
"The dish drainer is just my default cupboard."