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Joke of the Day

"What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked? Cracker."

"What type of store doesn't move? A stationary store."

"My minivan is always rocking, but it's usually because I'm trying to smack one of the kids in the backseat while I drive."

"J. J. Abrams wanted to make Luke's lightsaber red but it wasn't greenlighted."

"What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist? They both have wet noses."

"What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor"

"Why did the girl give Jesus a blowjob? She wanted to see the messiah cum"

"Pizza delivery boy . . . What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it!"

"Why do we cry..... When it's the onions that are being hurt?"

"A black man asks a white man where the colored printer is. The white man smiles and says, ""My friend, in this day and age, you can use any printer."""