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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor"
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"What is the best way to pick up American girls? With a crane."
"Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose."
"The most I've ever paid for sex.., Is through marriage"
"Why did the bubblegum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's legs."
"Kim Kardashian's starts a new political party, and names it Popular Back"
"What did the one female tampon say to the other female tampon? Nothing. They're both stuck-up cunts."
"A man walks into a Japanese bar... he wants a vodka, so he walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a Stoli the bartended replies, ""Once upon a time..."""
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes nine visits."
"Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer."