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Joke of the Day

"A black man asks a white man where the colored printer is. The white man smiles and says, ""My friend, in this day and age, you can use any printer."""

"waiter: what would you like to order, sir? me: a naked salad, please. waiter: ... me: you know, no dressing."

"How to scare burglars off. First, put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger. Second, put a cat litter box in your hall and sh!t in it."

"What did the Mama cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime."

"Why do Pedophiles love Pianos? Because they can touch A Minor"

"How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins? Head to head race"

"For no other reason, you have to be impressed with Panera Bread for never introducing a Peter Panera character. Respect."

"How does Samsung know its most loyal customers? They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)"

"Joke of the week... /r/leagueoflegends Lmow"

"What was Hitler's favorite baking ingredient? White flour!"