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Joke of the Day

"Pizza delivery boy . . . What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it!"

"Did you hear how high the offshore banker's salary is? I heard he makes boatloads."

"Tardiness makes me extremely angry. As my late wife found out."

"What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? ""Robin, get in the car."""

"so a Gorilla a Mother and a Child walk into a bar The Gorilla took a shot, the mum got arrested for child endangerment"

"Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough"

"basically the first settlers were those people who go to a party & won't leave even though the indians were checking their watches & yawning"

"7: Where are you and Mom going tonight? Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today."

"don't let the glasses fool you, I'm an idiot"

"Did you hear that Tote's have brought out a line of spherical candies of suprisingly high quality? They're totes amazeballs."