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Joke of the Day

"Why do we cry..... When it's the onions that are being hurt?"

"Those first two guys who thought Superman was a bird or a plane...? What the fuck were they so excited about?"

"Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickel. I'd prob'ly make more if I tickled his pickle."

"What do you call a Flaming Homosexual? A hate crime."

"Create a Story Using One Word! Anyone can participate and IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE! Good luck! :)"

"just spilled alphabet soup on my keyboard. I'm so confused"

"So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants. The horse unable to understand english, shits on the floor and leaves"

"Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves."

"Wanna hear a joke that ends in a cliffhanger? [deleted]"

"People who peel the entire banana before eating it are the same ones who take off all their clothes to go to the bathroom."