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Joke of the Day

"Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected sex They get lemon-aids"

"How do dogs enjoy sex? They like it ruff."

"Whats the difference between three cocks and a joke..... your mom can't take a joke"

"My wife's cooking is incredible. With a silent 'cr'."

"In my doctor's waiting room, I explained to a WWII veteran what a Twitter follower count is. I think he regrets winning the war now."

"Did r/jokes hear about the new Taco Bell Express yet? You give them 99c, and they throw a burrito in the toilet for you."

"Hug a tree. Then rub your hands along it's trunk and tell it how knotty it is."

"What do you call a transformer in a canoe? A row bot"

"Tough Monday, guys. Had to fire Guadalupe for putting two left-footed socks together. Heavy heart because she basically raised me."

"My Mother asked me to suggest names for my brother's prospective children. I said I'll name the girl 'Denise' and the boy 'Denephew'."