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Joke of the Day

"Hug a tree. Then rub your hands along it's trunk and tell it how knotty it is."

"How Long is a Chinese name. No, really, it is!"

"Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's? The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points."

"Inside Out 2: The girl enters puberty. Her emotions get out of control. She goes Goth. Sadness murders the other emotions in their sleep"

"How do trees get onto the internet they log in"

"Just saw a bumper sticker that said ""I'd rather be tweeting."" It was on a car that was flipped upside down in a ditch."

"There's a good chance this chocolate cake will need rape counseling after I'm done."

"Humour is of two types below the belt and above the forehead."

"Why do old people read the bible so much? cramming for finals"

"Did you guys hear that Lorena Bobbitt was recently involved in a traffic accident in L.A.? Apparently some prick cut her off."