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Joke of the Day

"Did r/jokes hear about the new Taco Bell Express yet? You give them 99c, and they throw a burrito in the toilet for you."

"All these jokes about small hands are getting lazy. And you know what they say about lazy jokes. Bad punch lines."

"Snowballs Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."

"Wanna hear the best knock knock joke? Yes? Okay, but you gotta start off. * You: okay... knock knock. * Me: Who's there? * You: ... * Me: .. * You: ....... * Me: thats the joke, fool."

"Yeah, Lisa ""Left Eye"" died in a car accident... Apparently, she was hanging out of the passenger side of her best friends ride."

"I put the STD in STUD... And all I'm missing is you."

"I asked my friend who is a porn cameraman about his work He said it's a hard job."

"Three men walk into a bar you would think the third one would have ducked"

"*takes call from mom* *puts mom on speaker* *cleans entire house*"

"Second Honeymoon Wife was reading a travel magazine and asked her husband.. ""Honey, should we try Greece for our second honeymoon?"" Husband replied ""What's wrong with KY?"""