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Joke of the Day

"Did r/jokes hear about the new Taco Bell Express yet? You give them 99c, and they throw a burrito in the toilet for you."

"Life is a lot like a game of golf... Too many strokes and you loose."

"I exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. Jehovah's fitness."

"Kanye West named his kid North. Drake Bell says he'll name his first kid Taco. I think Jessica Biel should name her kid Batmo."

"Jesus reading the list of sins OH MY GOD WHO DID THAT? OH MY GOD WHO DID THIS? ...Dying."

"You know you have a weight problem when even your car insults you. It flashes the word ABS at me and won't stop."

"Have you seen my cat? I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I hadn't . I like to help where I can."

"What do you call a muslim who graduated? Allah-mni!"

"Two blind man at a cinema: ""Can you see something ?"" ""No"". ""Then let's go in front !"""

"The virgin I like my men like I like my sci-fi movies... to boldly go where no man has gone before!"