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Joke of the Day

"My wife's cooking is incredible. With a silent 'cr'."

"Being a mom means saying things that shouldn't be threatening in a very threatening manner. Like, ""EAT YOUR CEREAL!"" for example."

"Don Draper and Meiosis get together for an advertisement meeting. They agree on one thing. Sex Cells."

"I went to a zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog It was a shitzu."

"How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here."

"(1:35pm) God: Yo Abraham (1:37pm) Abe: sup (1:38pm) God: Need u to kill ur son (1:42pm) Abe: k (4:02pm) God: jk lol (4:10pm) God: u there?"

"It's official... My voice is incapable of making, ""Thanks. I appreciate that"" not sound sarcastic."

"How rare was the disease that killed Tom Jones' wife? It's not unusual"

"What's a paedophile's favourite musical scale? A minor"

"After I saw that my wife ""Checked In"" to the mall I called to report her credit cards stolen."