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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between three cocks and a joke..... your mom can't take a joke"

"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's already lit fam."

"A Muslim suicide bomber joins Reddit **Edit: Wow, this blew up!"

"Receptionist: ""That lady in the waiting room is picking her nose."" Plastic Surgeon: ""Good! That'll save me some time. Send her right in."""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included"

"It was a stormy night at work And thunder struck at the same time that the telephone rang. The Hash Slinging Slasher (this is no joke)"

"I'd make a joke about Jonestown... But the punch line is too long."

"People who don't smoke pot suck. They should all be stoned."

"I didn't believe my friend that you can't get big muscles without supplements ... Turns out it's the only whey"

"I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)"