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Joke of the Day

"Punk rockers are unruly, what do they like most about women though? Their CCCCUUUUUNNNNNTTTTT!!!"

"I borrowed money from a pessimist because he doesn't expect me to pay him back"

"Before updating my status l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."

"After he loses, everyone who supported Trump should have to spend a year on an island where he gets to make all the decisions."

"My card got declined buying toilet paper shit."

"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny."

"So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied ""Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"""

"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two tired."

"There's no ""I"" in meat, but there's ""me"" and ""eat"", and I don't know how vegans can argue with that logic."

"I know alcohol isn't the answer, but it's my best guess."