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Joke of the Day
"I borrowed money from a pessimist because he doesn't expect me to pay him back"
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"That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text."
"You can tell a lot about a person just by noticing how they continue to talk after you've sighed six or seven times."
"My buddy said he'd give his right arm to be ambidextrous I can only admire such dedication."
"What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast? Coma-toast."
"What is Satan's favorite headset? S810."
"Next time my 5 y/o says ""Daddy, guess what?"", I'm going to refuse to let her continue until I can actually guess, even if it takes 7 years."
"A snowman tells another snowman. Snowman 1: Guess what? Snowman 2: What? Snowman 1: You smell like carrots ps. not sure if this joke has been posted before"
"Five swedish men in a pool The swedes were swimming and suddenly a condom popped to the surface of the water. Directly one of the mans asks: ""who farted?"""
"If realigion isn't real then why does it have the word ""real"" in it?"