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Joke of the Day
"I know alcohol isn't the answer, but it's my best guess."
Next Joke
"What do you call a pastry with an English degree? A synonym roll"
"My friend wants to be frozen to 273.15C after he dies. But at least we know (_) ( _)>- (_) he was 0K."
"What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!"
"What is the best part about having sex with a gypsy on her period? When you finger her, you get your palm red for free."
"Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch."
"""Oh snap!"" - branches"
"I like to eat at Brazilian restaurants because there will be no hair in the food"
"What does an Engineer use for contraception? His personality!"
"I can guess how many times you've had sex... 0! about 99% of you guys just had your minds *blown*"