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Joke of the Day

"After he loses, everyone who supported Trump should have to spend a year on an island where he gets to make all the decisions."

"Why would you be scared to get Ebola? You haven't left your couch since 2011."

"In hell, your coworker never finishes opening a wrapper."

"What is a cardiologists favorite wine Vena Cava"

"2016 got me like I had no expectations, still didn't meet my expectations."

"What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest? Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!"

"*takes your order* *goes to kitchen* *comes back* ""did you say grilled cheese or gorilla cheese?"" grilled *sighs* *goes to kitchen*"

"What is springy and springy? the Easter Bunny"

"A penguin walks into a bar and asks ""has my brother been in here?"" The bartender says ""I don't know, what does he look like?"""

"[Amazing Comeback] So I was reading comments on a LGBT friendly add(Android's #AndProud) > I hate fucking gays >> Stop having sex with gays then."