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Joke of the Day

"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny."

"How do you make a cat go ""woof!"" Pour lighter fluid on it and set it ablaze... ""WOOOOF!"""

"It was one of those things where I think they believe they were telling a joke but they were totally expressing their actual opinions"

"Daughter text me from upstairs..come here and bring your glasses..that can only mean one thing...we are about to make fun of people on FB..."

"I had to unplug my mom's life support today. She always told me to finish my vegetables."

"Management tip: 1) Slam phone down, 2) Grab briefcase, 3) Stomp out while mumbling about ""always having to fix things,"" 4) Sleep in car."

"How do you get rid of a Reddit admin? Chooter"

"what did a crab say to another crab on christmas hey sandy claws"

"My 8 year old daughter said she needed a new head coach at school I figured why not have my wife be the new head coach? She's great at it!"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I'd never pay to have a lentil on my face"