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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny."
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"I once farted in an apple store and people got evacuated.. ...because there wasn't any windows."
"You can only regret what you remember. -Tequila"
"Cocaine so white it looks around the room before saying ""nigga"""
"What do tall people and black people have in common? They have no one to look up to."
"One Direction."
"How do you tell if your roommate is gay? If his dick tastes like shit."
"Metalhead love What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love? A match maiden heaven"
"My nephew asked me what marriage was like. So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it."
"What's a police officers favorite console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D"