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Joke of the Day
"Where does a pirate go on vacation? Arrrrrland."
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"Medical fact If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well! haw haw haw"
"When are Latkes traditionally eaten? While hiding in an attic."
"My dealer needed to do laundry so i sold him a dime bag of quarters."
"Where there's a will... There's a relative."
"An art thief gets caught after a heist, how so? Many people saw his Van Gogh from the scene of the crime."
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"
"How do you get a 12 yr old to cry twice? (x-post from comments) Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. And I'm off to hell."
"How many Metropolitan Police does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"If you fall I will be there - Floor"