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Joke of the Day

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"

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"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You're a fucking rapist."
"If two vegetarians are arguing Is it considered a beef?"
"So, today I found out that Starbucks coffee is an 8 on the ph scale I guess that you could say all of those white girls are basic."
"What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop? What a wondrous *turd* of events."
"My dad once told me this one If you walk into the bathroom an American and come out of the bathroom an American, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European :^)"
"The Irish are really far behind with technology... Their bombs still have four wheels and a motor."
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