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Joke of the Day

"An art thief gets caught after a heist, how so? Many people saw his Van Gogh from the scene of the crime."

"I want to make a BDSM joke but I keep getting tied up on the punchline"

"Made a Freudian slip, with my ex-wife. I meant to say: ""Hello"" but actually said: ""You silly cow, you've ruined my life."""

"I once overdosed on Viagra. My wife took it really hard."

"I hate gender roles. They make me so angry and virile and strong"

"My math teacher said I was average. How mean!"

"im an adult! i make my own bedtimes! i'll stay up all night and function at a fraction of my capacity! like a giant grown-up lethargic baby!"

"Lazy people fact #4564321564 You were too lazy to read that number."

"Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry? they have too many ohms to be good conductors."

"If you could choose between 1 billion dollars and world peace... What would the color of your new Lamborghini be?"