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Joke of the Day
"If you fall I will be there - Floor"
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"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Dinosnore! PS: Caillou is the BEST show ever."
"Have you heard of the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere"
"Any salad is a caesar salad if you stab it enough. Repost from r/showerthoughts"
"Q: Why is a room full of married people empty? A: There isn't a single person in it."
"I've dated a vegetarian, trust me, they put meat in their mouth."
"What do you do when you want to hold a bunny? You grabbit."
"*Lady gives balloon to my son* ME: What do u say? SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you"
"Oh, Bill... A reporter asks Bill Clinton, ""How's Hillary's head?"" He answers, ""Well, she's no Monica!"""
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a well known six offender."