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Joke of the Day
"Where there's a will... There's a relative."
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"Hooker What did the guy say to the hooker after he was finished? Well I'm going to leave it with you!"
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"Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints! I'll show myself out y'all"
"Q: What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan? (Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end"
"What did the Third Reich say when they fired Hitler? ""You're ladolf."""
"You did yoga. You didn't negotiate a peace treaty. Stop walking around like that."
"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""
"Today I fucked up by posting in the wong subreddit... Also titled the post incorrectly and made a typo, like an ediot. Edit: idiot"