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Joke of the Day
"Beer is mankind's best invention ever, but the wheel is the most revolutionary."
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"I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready."
"Where do hipsters swim? Not in the mainstream"
"We the People ~~We the People~~ We the electoral college"
"I'm like that guy at the beginning of infomercials that is unable to do simple shit, i just burns everything and i cant figure out blankets."
"I'm not saying I'm batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room?"
"What do a democratic Asian and a gay guy have in common? They both love an erection"
"First comes the engagement ring... then the wedding ring... and then finally suffering.."
"Why did the peanut go to jail? He was a-roasted peanut."
"TIL that 4/20 is Hitler's birthday. The jews definitely got baked today."