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Joke of the Day

"LOST DOG: 4 year old border collie. Still living at home but doesn't know what to do with his life."

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone and a bitch sleeps with everyone but you."

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds"

"Someday when I run out of comic books, I'd like to try this sex with girls I've been hearing about."

"My friends made fun of me for buying this flamethrower, but at least I don't have to shovel snow this weekend."

"What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? I don't know he hasn't opened it yet."

"Two guys walk into a bar 3rd guy: ""You dummies never learn. Walk around."""

"Children's laughter can be a wonderful thing Unless its 2AM and you don't have any kids."

"My parents are so poor.... If I dont wake up with a boner Christmas morning I'll have nothing to play with."

"How do you make a gay man have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."