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Joke of the Day

"Two guys walk into a bar 3rd guy: ""You dummies never learn. Walk around."""

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!"

"What's the difference between a priest and a beard One comes on your face before your 13."

"What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines"

"A termite walks into a pub and asks... ...is the bar tender here?"

"A modern recasting of Moses floating down a river in a wicker basket but it's a soccer mom forgetting her baby on the roof of her van."

"What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed? Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!"

"Freedom Isn't Free, So Stop Whining And Pay Your Taxes."

"Doctor: You are very sick! The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too..."

"Damn, girl. Are you r/Jokes? Because you tell me the same stupid shit over and over."