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Joke of the Day

"How is Donald Trump going to improve American produce? He is going to make American grapes again."

"What do you call a Mexican hooker who doesn't charge any money? Fritatas"

"Yeah, if Albert Einstein is so smart then why is he dead?"

"I have this fun drinking game where you take a drink every time you'd like one because you're an adult and you can make decisions yourself."

"Do seagulls ever wake up in the morning and take a moment to gather their thoughts, or do they just go straight into seagull stuff?"

"What type of lunch do you get at an air show? A plain one."

"I heard frogs love to go on Reddit, they talk about it all the time... I always hear them saying ""Reddit...reddit..."""

"Besides OP's mom, Which character would you like to have seen more of on the Andy Griffith show?"

"I suck at sports events It's a good way to make a quick buck."

"Look I see that you love me and would kill for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic"