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Joke of the Day

"Someday when I run out of comic books, I'd like to try this sex with girls I've been hearing about."

"Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy)."

"Needs a Facebook button that says What you just posted makes me want to punch you in the face. Put it beside the Like button. Just a suggestion."

"*adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms*"

"[being robbed] Me: careful.. I'm ARMED *whips out bible Robber: lol *pulls gun out of bible R: oh *pulls smaller bible out of gun"

"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? Mostly the taste."

"What do you call Jews with HIV? Financial AIDS."

"You know when motorcyclists give a little wave to each other, I do that when I see someone else eating in their car."

"There are thirty cows and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't? Ten of them."

"I organised a tantra party. Nobody came."