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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that 2 x 10 is the same 2 x 11 One is twenty and the other is twenty two."

"It's so hot outside... I'm sweating like a poodle at Michael Vicks house."

"Her: Isn't she your girlfriend? Me: No, No, No, I broke up with her two days ago. She just hasn't checked her voice mail yet..."

"What do you do if a bird shits on your head? Don't go out with her again!"

"Me: I'll have a beer Waiter: it's 10am Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs"

"Who is the oppostite of Cristopher Walken? Christopher Reeve"

"How short-sighted of you to include a fax number in your email signature but not the coordinates of your zeppelin dock."

"I started to go to yoga today and then I remembered that I could lie on the floor in my own house without driving anywhere."

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to your house!!! Alright, that was a lame joke...here's another: * Knock, Knock. * Who's There? * THE CHICKEN!!!"

"Jesus walks into a hotel He hands the inn keeper 3 nails and asks, ""Could you put me up for the night?"" Credit to the movie ""The Crow"" Edit: I'm going to hell."