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Joke of the Day
"Who is the oppostite of Cristopher Walken? Christopher Reeve"
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"Secret combination of ingredients for homemade Viagra discovered Add 2 parts MiracleGro to 1 part Fix-A-Flat"
"Don't play stupid with me.. That's a game you won't win"
"A Variation on an Old Pun Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard? Fo' Frizzle"
"""Sugar"" is the only word in the English language where ""su-"" makes a ""sh"" sound. At least, I'm pretty sure..."
"Asian drivers are so bad that some speculate that Pearl Harbor might have been an accident"
"I held a solipsist party at my house yesterday Everyone was there."
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over? Doughnuts."
"A Moment of Silence Let's all spare a few moments of silence for the man who told his wife he was going to China on that Malaysian flight no MH. 370 and now can't come out of his girlfriend's flat."
"Whats the difference between light and hard You can sleep with a light on."