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Joke of the Day

"Her: Isn't she your girlfriend? Me: No, No, No, I broke up with her two days ago. She just hasn't checked her voice mail yet..."

"What's the most important part about a joke timing..."

"Global warming is real the number of hot singles in my area has been increasing since 2007 that cannot be a coincidence"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."

"Oh is it really raining outside? Please post a status update for all of us with no windows."

"Q: Knock knock. A: Who's there? Q: Control freak. Okay, now, you say, ""Control freak who?"""

"Why don't Muslims have dirty minds? Because they're so easily brainwashed."

"Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all? Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting."

"Who has two thumbs and wears a mask? Disguise!"

"What's the easiest way to condense milk? Mlk"