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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if a bird shits on your head? Don't go out with her again!"

"Southeast Asia isn't known for their wine. But I'll never say no to a Filipino Grigio"

"Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City? They keep telling me to stop asking..."

"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant"

"I don't know about you, but I could really go for a punch in your face right now."

"Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible? No comment."

"[date] Clark Kent: I propose a toast *they take their glasses off the table* Lois Lane: omg it's Supertable!"

"You know what else looks like a ring and has lots of power over people? Donuts."

"The good thing about being tall is, you can't get lost in a crowd. The bad thing is, you can't get lost in a crowd."

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."