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Joke of the Day

"Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse? Because she was looking for a stable relationship."

"Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear."

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50 His dad then asks, ""$30? What do you need $20 for?!?"""

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."

"Not sure if I want buns of steel, or buns of cinnamon."

"me: trump is a thin skinned psychopath who will destroy the world at the slightest provocation also me: let's make him mad lol"

"Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said ""What ya doin'?"" She said ""Buying luggage."""

"What's the difference between England and a teabag? The teabag stays in the cup longer."

"Me: Hey. Nice Honda. Him: It's an Acura. Me: All Asian cars look alike. Him: You're racist. Me: I bet your Toyota is good at math."

"The greatest trick Facebook ever pulled was to convince the world we actually want to keep in touch with people we went to school with."