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Joke of the Day

"me: trump is a thin skinned psychopath who will destroy the world at the slightest provocation also me: let's make him mad lol"

"What do you call a Roman with pubic hairs stuck between his teeth? Glad-he-ate-her."

"Whats the difference between my wife when we have sex and my hand when I masturbate? My hand moves."

"Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them."

"I am part of the 1% Well, at least my cell phone battery is."

"Blair Walsh tried to commit suicide after the game But he couldn't even kick the chair out from under himself"

"What's Captain Picard's favorite game system? N-Gage"

"What's the difference between Acne and a Catholic priest? Acne cums on your face after you're 12."

"Hey, do you wanna f*** ;) ***only available at participating stores"

"When does a pedophile enjoy a basketball match the most? Before the first period."