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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between England and a teabag? The teabag stays in the cup longer."

"Why did the pedophile go into the cave? He was looking for miners."

"Today I fucked up Now she's pregnant :/"

"Ethnic humor . . . Q: What is the national bird of Italy? A: The fly."

"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said Maaaybe"

"My girlfriend started reading Bill Cosby's biography... But it put her to sleep."

"How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."

"With so many Americans upset with the candidates in the upcoming Presidential election, we should look on the bright side ... ... and please let me know what it is when you've found it."

"Coworker just said ""I need a thick black one."" She was talking about a marker but I'm still reporting her to HR for sexual harassment."

"What's the hardest part about nailing a baby to a tree? My penis."