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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between England and a teabag? The teabag stays in the cup longer."
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"Knock knock ""Who's there"" Knock knock ""Who's there"" The deaf man walked away having completely ruined the joke."
"The MTV Movie Awards are a great reminder of why kids should never be allowed to vote."
"Why don't blind people skydive? Cuz the guide dogs are scared as fuck."
"Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino? Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL"
"Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, ""10, 9, 8..."""
"In light of all the LGBT groups participating in St Patrick's Day..... I'm going to open a new Irish themed gay bar. It will be called *Sodom and Begorrah*"
"What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko"
"Genderfluid? I just call that semen"
"A cop stops a prostitute... and asks have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before? ""No, but I've been swung around by my titties."""