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Joke of the Day

"Not sure if I want buns of steel, or buns of cinnamon."

"Why do female skydivers wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down."

"What do you think of wearing a straight jacket? I think I could pull it off"

"""Daddy, do butterflies have really small penises?"" Parenting books didn't prepare me for that. And I am *not* Googling ""butterfly dicks."""

"I just bought bunk beds. The other night I brought a date home. She said, ""I'll get on top."" I said, ""Great, I'll get the ladder."" She said, ""You sure think a lot of yourself, don't you?"""

"What do you call a pig behind a car wheel? A ham brake !"

"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being *special*"

"A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don't want to have to retrain them."

"Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?"