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Joke of the Day

"You know those little helmet stickers some football teams use to reward personal achievement? Bald guys should do that."

"When bae starts to age... She turns beige."

"Last summer holiday I went to Iraq for vacation..... I was so scared Iran"

"Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys."

"What do you call someone that goes down on both genders? Bilingual."

"Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner? He pasta way."

"Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ? I didn't even know he was sick !"

"Calm down, white people expertly wielding chopsticks to eat pad thai."

"Tonight I realized that I gaze at cheese in much the same way that first time mothers gaze at their newborns"

"ISIS could be considered today's Rocket Power Because they are always blasting away!"