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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ? I didn't even know he was sick !"
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"Whenever a guy peeps into my phone, I open the front cam and take a selfie with him."
"Thanks phone, for being strong every time I dropped you."
"Me: Do you want dinner? BF:sure, what are my choices? Me:yes or no."
"I could never cheat in a relationship, That requires 2 women to find me attractive."
"What do you call spanish suicide squad ? Homicide hombres"
"Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !"
"Who wants to join me in quest to warn teenagers about the harms of plucking your eyebrows too thin?"
"When I die, throw berries on my grave Cause that's how I would like to be berried"