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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone that goes down on both genders? Bilingual."
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"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Ferrari? I didn't lose my virginity to a Ferrari."
"What do you call a pig that does karate? Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop."
"Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car who's driving? A: The police."
"Found a quarter on the ground the other day You could say it 'changed' my life"
"One out of three men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest of us just don't think it's a problem"
"What changes faster than technology? Taylor Swifts boyfriend"
"A Jewish child needs some money So he asks his father, ""Father, may I have fifty dollars?"" The father says ""Fifty dollars?! What do you need forty dollars for? I don't even have thirty dollars!"""
"No matter how hard you push the envelope It still remains stationery"
"I told my chiropractor that my spine was already in alignment, but he proved me wrong. Now I stand corrected."