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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys."

"A Segway segway Oh hey, speaking of Segways...."

"""Meet sexy singles in your area!"" Why do I always recognize the girls in the ""Meet sexy singles in your area!"" from 4chan? I didn't know there were so many girls in my area on 4chan!"

"How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he's a baby !"

"I bet Bruce Wayne sometimes accidentally signs his credit card receipts ""Batman"" when he's drunk. I know I do."

"It was time to show my girlfriend how i really feel.. so i showed her my hands.."

"What do you call a group of black people? Antique farm equipment."

"I hate when girls say, ""you probably say that to every girl."" don't you use the same resume when applying to different jobs?"

"When a woman tells me her lawn needs mowing, I get an entirely different picture in my head."

"Are you today's date? Cause you're a 10/10"