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Joke of the Day

"Best Hitler Joke That I've Heard Me: ""Hitler Killed 5 million Jews and a Penguin."" Friend: ""What? A Penguin?"" Me: ""See, no one wants to know about the Jews."""

"""Ladies and Gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."

"Back in my day, we didn't have computers or the internet. Guys would have to walk uphill for days to tell me I'm gay."

"""My desires are... unconventional."" ""Show me."" *opens door to a room full of memes*"

"What's the worst part about being a prostitute? The customer always comes first."

"I had my first UFO experience this morning I walked into the kitchen and said to the missus ""Morning fat ass"". Next thing there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere!"

"If I had a dollar for every time I ever thought of you, I'd probably start thinking about you."

"Putting a ring on a woman's finger... is like pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft."

"What does a Chinese cow say? [Governess](https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)"

"What's the difference between men and women? Agenda"