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Joke of the Day

"Best Hitler Joke That I've Heard Me: ""Hitler Killed 5 million Jews and a Penguin."" Friend: ""What? A Penguin?"" Me: ""See, no one wants to know about the Jews."""

"Just got out of heart surgery with a surgeon who had tremors. I'm quite shaken up about it. Sorry if this is a repost."

"Q: What is a sea monster's favorite dish? A: Fish and ships."

"Your house is too dirty if you see bugs with little suitcases leaving it."

"I bet all the cool math nerds call each other algebros."

"A structural engineer walked into a bar... ...this is when he realised his building design was flawed."

"My new Muslim Girlfriend keeps talking about a blow-job. I don't know whether to get my cock out or to warn London transport.........."

"What do jokes and penises have in common? The short ones are never good."

"Just showered using my husband's man body wash and now I'm earning 23 cents more an hour?"

"What do Saiyans and Kelly Clarkson have in common? (x-post r/funny) What doesn't kill them, makes them stronger."