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Joke of the Day
"I bet all the cool math nerds call each other algebros."
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"Customer: Waiter this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh sir."
"I found out my girlfriend is really into buoyancy. I said ""Whatever floats your boat."""
"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."
"Arthur Miller underratedly sucked at naming characters. ""Biff""?? ""Happy""?? Dude, take five more minutes."
"Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind? Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm"
"The internet completely changed my sex life. I used to go to the bar every night trying to get laid. Now I'm just sit here masturbating."
"Don't you hate it when you're typing something and you're thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were tits."
"Facebook has really revolutionized how quickly we find out friends from high school gave up on their dreams."
"Why do mice have small balls? Not many of them know how to dance."