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Joke of the Day

"I swallowed a Viagra and it got stuck in my throat... had a stiff neck for days. i'm here all week folks. try the veal."

"""on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart."" If walmart had tour guides."

"""I could probz bench press, like, five of you""-me talking to a cool squirrel I just met"

"What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book? Where The Wildlings Are"

"What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends? I can control my salt intake at In-n-out."

"why is the bass player stuck outside? he doesn't know when to come in and can't find the right key anyway"

"I want a flatscreen so big that I can't tell where TV begins and real life ends."

"Tried to catch fog the other day... Mist"

"There was a depressed sausage... he thought his life was THE WURST."

"I masturbate with soap Just thought i would come clean"