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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is a sea monster's favorite dish? A: Fish and ships."

"Home alone... Time to teach the neighbors what good music sounds like!"

"When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage."

"Why were the dinosaurs so big? Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures"

"why couldn't the rabbi eat out during passover? His girlfriend had a yeast infection"

"What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard? ""Chin""ger"

"""What are the names of the 3 greatest kings who have brought more happiness and peace into people's lives than anything else?"" Answer: Smo-KING, drin-KING, and fuc-KING !"

"I used to be a hesitant hugger... But I've learned to embrace it."

"What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !"

"A flying insect exploded in my kitchen ... it must of been a jihaddy longlegs."