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Joke of the Day

"A structural engineer walked into a bar... ...this is when he realised his building design was flawed."

"What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor? Mr. Peanut"

"Why do you never tease a fat girl with lisp? Because she's thick and tired of it."

"Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'"

"What's the hardest part to eat when eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"How many reporters does it take to get a headline with ISIS?"

"One of the reasons for the low number of female pilots has been found to be.. the cockpit !"

"How does the mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight."

"A gymnast walks into a bar. She is promptly deducted five points"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get the Chinese Newspaper. Do you get it? . . . . . . . Me neither, I get the New York Times"